I am Walter and this is my World.

I am Walter and this is my World.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Walter in repose


Wally Woo is exhausted after huckstering his wares at the charity gift wrap....

Friday, December 21, 2007

Pug Rescue at Barnes and Noble



Our Barnes and Noble Pug Rescue Charity Wrap was overrun by meatloafs on legs!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007


KISS A PUG and SAVE A LIFE!
Kiss our pugs and make a donation to MN Pug Rescue. 100% of your donation goes to needy local pugs for life saving medical treatments. Everything helps!

OUR PUGS DESPERATELY WANT TO KISS YOU!
Tomorrow at Barnes and Noble I will be gift wrapping for Pug Rescue WITH Walter, and several other of my Pug Rescue pals and their pugs. all dresssed for the holidays of course. Santa Pug, Elf Pug, Mince Meat Pie Pug.

So come on down tomorrow- Xmas Eve, and make a donation to Pug Rescue (no amount to large or small!) and get sloppy goggle-eyed kissed by a pack of pugs! You haven't lived till these freaks have had their way with you!!!

Monday, December 17, 2007

Walter watches a dog show, and hates it.



This is Walnut barking ferociously at the ESPN televised Dog Show and the G-damn dogs running around on his television.

He would pop back and forth between the TV and the window, barking his wee head off. He thinks the TV is just another window, so he expected these freaking Akitas and japanese Chins to show up in the yard.

He's basically saying "You damn kids get outta my yard!"

Best of show went to a (stunning) Akita, and the only way to calm Wally down was to turn it off and give him chicken fingers. Thank God Papa John's delivers.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

When's Lunch?


I ordered the Lobster Bisque a half hour ago.

Friday, December 7, 2007

Thug Pug


Walter got arrested. It was so embarrassing. They caught him trying to hold-up a Hot Dog Stand by the convention center...and brought him home in a squad car. Here he is in the back seat, already planning his next attempt...

Saturday, December 1, 2007

It's a Wunnerful Pug

They Remixed It's A Wonderful Life to include Walter. His agents talked the MGM movie execs into going for the pug vote. It didn't go so well though, after initial test screenings the execs thought he came across as a token diversity character, and he cost them an arm and a leg by pooping on a Zac Posen dress and then ate the Christmas ham.