what would you say??

I was fired from my position as Assistant Needs Director for Wallingford. He felt my snack production levels were unacceptable and my general snap-to-it-ness was lacking. He said I needed an attitude adjustment. I wasn't actually fired, just demoted to Beef Jerkey Boy. I said I didn't know what that was, and he raised an eyebrow and said, "You get me Beef Jerkey."

Doxie Love

Could it be Walter's experience with Mod Dog that made him fall so hard for this toy Doxie? he made me play fetch with it for an hour. All I know is dog toy manufacturers have GOT to stop putting shrill, ear-piercing music boxes inside their plush toys. It's how serial dog-toy killers are made.

Makka-makka-makka

The sound I make when I see the new cover of The Ugly Pugling: Wilson the Pug in Love by Nancy Levine. Nancy's pug, Wilson, is apparently the direct descendent ot Pug-tzu, Lao-Tzu's pug. Of course I can't post the picture here - walter reads this blog daily, (and barks at his own picture) I certainly CAN'T post a pic of Wilson....who is on the cover of a book and a Chinese legacy super star and who's name starts with W etc...etc...Walter would freak. So I'll put a picture of Walter above (to throw him off) and the link to the book below. (shhhhhhhh)

http://www.amazon.com/Ugly-Pugling-Wilson-Pug-Love/dp/0670063223

Wally Waffles

Every time I made myself Waffles, Walter would hoot and holler to get some, so I finally bought him a box of Kellogg's "Mini waffles" and made him his own. Voila. Wally Waffles.

Sock Monkeh Day 2

The destruction begins. Bye bye pom-pom.

Sock Monkeh

Introducing Sock MOnkeh, Walter's new favorite toy. We can only hope Big Pig does not get jealous and seek some sort of elaborate revenge. On the other hand, maybe Big Pig is happy to have a little break from being Wally Woo's "favorite."