Saturday, November 24, 2007
I was fired from my position as Assistant Needs Director for Wallingford. He felt my snack production levels were unacceptable and my general snap-to-it-ness was lacking. He said I needed an attitude adjustment. I wasn't actually fired, just demoted to Beef Jerkey Boy. I said I didn't know what that was, and he raised an eyebrow and said, "You get me Beef Jerkey."
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Could it be Walter's experience with Mod Dog that made him fall so hard for this toy Doxie? he made me play fetch with it for an hour. All I know is dog toy manufacturers have GOT to stop putting shrill, ear-piercing music boxes inside their plush toys. It's how serial dog-toy killers are made.
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
The sound I make when I see the new cover of The Ugly Pugling: Wilson the Pug in Love by Nancy Levine. Nancy's pug, Wilson, is apparently the direct descendent ot Pug-tzu, Lao-Tzu's pug. Of course I can't post the picture here - walter reads this blog daily, (and barks at his own picture) I certainly CAN'T post a pic of Wilson....who is on the cover of a book and a Chinese legacy super star and who's name starts with W etc...etc...Walter would freak. So I'll put a picture of Walter above (to throw him off) and the link to the book below. (shhhhhhhh)